Once again I apologize for being so long between posts. I'm telling you folks there's so much going on in this world right now it will give a blogger whiplash! Ahjmaeadh da dumb dumb over in Iran is counting some "hanging" chads while his adversary plans a match to the death of rock, paper, scissors. David Letterman has decided to cut his loses on the whole foot in mouth syndrome about Sarah Palin and her daughter. To distribute his sexism equally he will debuting a new joke about liberals. The joke reads, how much lipstick can a pig, holding a soccer ball, put on the face of Katie Curic? Kim Johnny Ja illio and his one piece super-lube suite over there in North Korea have now formally threatened everyone with nuclear war. However, the Odumba administration with the help of Hillary "I don't know a twitter from a tweeter" Clinton have sprung into action with strong sanctions against the country attempting to stop the shipments they need for a far far worse weapon of mass destruction.........30,000 Pepsi bottles filled with Drano and aluminum foil!!!! ABC news will now stand for Allah Barrack Communist communications as they will now be airing from the white house with the news, pictures, and statistics "the one" wants you to hear. Old Joe Biden is still "shaking" that magic eight-ball for some guesses to the economic crisis, and with every day that goes by it appears the title of next seasons hit reality show will be John plus four......Kate plus four. But by far I believe the most outrageous news comes from our own Florida state senator Bill Nelson. Now Mr. Nelson makes good eye contact, dresses in the latest fashions, speaks respectable English, and doesn't exhibit any gay characteristics like some of the other cogs in the state of Florida's political wheel......but even with that said I'm afraid he's breathed a little to much of that pressurized air up there in space as an astronaut! "Buzz lightyear" yaps and yaps over and over again about how we can't have offshore oil rigs here in Florida because it will be an isore for our coastal property and the states tourist as well as fellow Floridians wont like it. For the love of Pete man! The senator of all people should know that on an object 50 feet high...... 12 miles over water is about as far as you can see it with the naked eye. This has to do with something we call light and another called curvature of the earth! The senator argues that the oil rigs will not fix our oil price problems so we shouldn't do it. You know that's like your doctor telling you that you have life threatening high blood pressure....then he says well we can't "fix" the problem so there's really no reason to give you these pills that will "help" the problem and at least make it better, manageable, and livable. We need to tell Buzz lightyear to drill baby drill! We don't want to give those rag heads overseas another dime! Get him to explain to you logically how bringing oil from our soil and using it makes things worse for us instead of better.....that's right he can't. You know if the senator really wanted to make a difference he could look into the Florida lottery and figure out why our county schools are only getting pennies on the dollar of this revenue......you know the revenue that was supposed to be the "fix all" and the future funding of our education system. Anyway....for now as buzzlightyear himself would say......to infinity and beyond!